ovenroastedtwerkey:

iamnmbr3:

in-libris-liberta-s:

Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

btw this is literally what goes down. it’s great. 

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

21chrysanthemums:

squeakadeeks:

bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

inthefallofasparrow:

gwydionmisha:

inneskeeper:

peniswakt-deactivated20210717:

peniswakt-deactivated20210717:

yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves

jesus christ, getting laid in your enemy’s grave? that’s some freak shit but honestly i kinda dig it

well yeah you dig it thats how you make a grave

A feel like this is a conversation between  Shakespeare’s clowns, and I love that.

memeuplift:

afeelgoodblog:

gothiccharmschool:

severalowls:

shieldmaiden19:

lovingempress:

freakxwannaxbe:

There is an old belief in Serbian villages and small towns that certain pumpkins (and watermelons), when left outside during a full moon, will turn in to a vampire.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

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*whisper chants* vampire pumpkin vampire pumpkins vampire pumpkins

This is the quality fall shit I’m here for

I think it’s great that Pumpkins (and other squash) were only introduced to Europe around 1600 and the Serbs wasted absolutely no time blaming them for their problems.

VAMPIRE PUMPKINS VAMPIRE PUMPKINS VAMPIRE PUMPKINS

vintage-tigre:

brontide-art:

☽ Queen Serenity ☾

I like this a lot! i think the clean color scheme and minimal detail makes her look very elegant, it fits her well!

i-am-corbin-dallas:

cardboarddragon:

wiselwisel:

Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.

This is legitimately the funniest thing ive ever seen

spacefinch:

panthere-bleu:

wrenchinator-central:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

cplus902:

supreme-leader-stoat:

you-say-that-so-often:

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat:

you-say-that-so-often:

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat:

you-say-that-so-often:

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat:

poetavaquero:

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

so who’s on first?

That’s right 👍🏻

that’s strange

No, he’s on second.

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

Naturally.

Who?

Naturally.

So Naturally is the first baseman?

No. The first baseman is Who.

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

House is on Third.

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

Who’s on first!

This is horrible

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

The catcher is Dr. Livingstone, I presume.

Reblogging for that last addition